Review:
Amazing. The first truly accurate description of love. Must watch.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
Rachel Hansen: Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.
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Thor (2011)
Review:
Nothing particularly spectacular, but decent action nonetheless. Some embarrassing comedy.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Odin: He has disobeyed his king... his fate is in his own hands now.
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Nothing particularly spectacular, but decent action nonetheless. Some embarrassing comedy.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Odin: He has disobeyed his king... his fate is in his own hands now.
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Boyz n the Hood (1991)
Review:
Amazing coming of age story, perhaps a little outdated now.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Furious Styles: Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?
The Old Man: Why?
Furious Styles: I'll tell you why. For the same reason that there is a liquor store on almost every corner in the black community. Why? They want us to kill ourselves.
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Amazing coming of age story, perhaps a little outdated now.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Furious Styles: Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?
The Old Man: Why?
Furious Styles: I'll tell you why. For the same reason that there is a liquor store on almost every corner in the black community. Why? They want us to kill ourselves.
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Seconds Apart (2011)
Review:
New, fresh, with a very unique storyline. Occasional jumpy parts.
Rating:
4.2/5
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New, fresh, with a very unique storyline. Occasional jumpy parts.
Rating:
4.2/5
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Dread (2009)
Review:
Bleh. More sadistic horror porn. Little storyline, very uninspired filmwork.
Rating:
2/5
Quote:
Stephen Grace: You're nothing but a f***ing sadist, Quaid.
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Bleh. More sadistic horror porn. Little storyline, very uninspired filmwork.
Rating:
2/5
Quote:
Stephen Grace: You're nothing but a f***ing sadist, Quaid.
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Apollo 18 (2011)
Review:
Great horror, very engaging, with cute beasties! Handheld camera style.
Rating:
4.4/5
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Great horror, very engaging, with cute beasties! Handheld camera style.
Rating:
4.4/5
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Four Lions (2010)
Review:
An odd film, a mix of comedy & drama. Unusual watch.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
Barry: What's with the gun?
Waj: Proper replica man.
Barry: It's too small man!
Waj: Not too small, brother. Big hands!
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An odd film, a mix of comedy & drama. Unusual watch.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
Barry: What's with the gun?
Waj: Proper replica man.
Barry: It's too small man!
Waj: Not too small, brother. Big hands!
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Attack the Block (2011)
Review:
Amazing film. Realistic, funny, entertaining, definitely deserves watching! Great acting.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Sam: What's Ron's weed room? Pest: It's a room, filled with weed, that belongs to Ron...
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Amazing film. Realistic, funny, entertaining, definitely deserves watching! Great acting.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Sam: What's Ron's weed room? Pest: It's a room, filled with weed, that belongs to Ron...
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Review:
Amazingly effects, perfect acting. Great story, implausible, but worth watching.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Linda: Mr. Jacobs, it's Linda from Will's team. Something horrible has happened. Franklin is dead - from a viral infection.
Steven Jacobs: What the Hell are you talking about?
Linda: He was exposed to the 113. It does something to people that it doesn't do to apes.
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Amazingly effects, perfect acting. Great story, implausible, but worth watching.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Linda: Mr. Jacobs, it's Linda from Will's team. Something horrible has happened. Franklin is dead - from a viral infection.
Steven Jacobs: What the Hell are you talking about?
Linda: He was exposed to the 113. It does something to people that it doesn't do to apes.
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Easy A (2010)
Review:
Actually much better than expected. For a teen comedy, entertaining.
Rating:
3.6/5
Quote:
Principal Gibbons: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
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Actually much better than expected. For a teen comedy, entertaining.
Rating:
3.6/5
Quote:
Principal Gibbons: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
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Gattaca (1997)
Review:
Decent film, very underrated, definitely worth a watch. Well paced.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Vincent: I was never more certain of how far away I was from my goal than when I was standing right beside it.
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Decent film, very underrated, definitely worth a watch. Well paced.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Vincent: I was never more certain of how far away I was from my goal than when I was standing right beside it.
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Big Fish (2003)
Review:
Amazing film, very touching. Perfect pacing, and storyline. Likeable character.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Young Ed Bloom: Now I may not have much, but I have more determination then any man you're ever likely to meet.
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Amazing film, very touching. Perfect pacing, and storyline. Likeable character.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Young Ed Bloom: Now I may not have much, but I have more determination then any man you're ever likely to meet.
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Cemetery Junction (2010)
Review:
Surprisingly touching, Gervais proves directing expertise. Very intriguing story + characters.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Bruce Pearson: Gonna get messy.
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Surprisingly touching, Gervais proves directing expertise. Very intriguing story + characters.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Bruce Pearson: Gonna get messy.
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Hanna (2011)
Review:
Very good action, believable characters, and interesting plot. Worth seeing.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Rachel: What did your mother die of?
Hanna: Three bullets.
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Very good action, believable characters, and interesting plot. Worth seeing.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Rachel: What did your mother die of?
Hanna: Three bullets.
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Ironclad (2011)
Review:
Some good scenes, but overall a bit generic. Slightly gory.
Rating:
3.3/5
Quote:
Albany: [From trailer] We claim this castle in the name of the rebellion!
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Some good scenes, but overall a bit generic. Slightly gory.
Rating:
3.3/5
Quote:
Albany: [From trailer] We claim this castle in the name of the rebellion!
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Aliens (1986)
Review:
Amazing sequel. Believable characters, thrilling action, but effects not perfect.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Hicks: Remember: short, controlled bursts.
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Amazing sequel. Believable characters, thrilling action, but effects not perfect.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Hicks: Remember: short, controlled bursts.
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Alien (1979)
Review:
Excellent story; gripping and convincing. Impressive effects, a real classic.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Ash: There is an explanation for this, you know.
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Excellent story; gripping and convincing. Impressive effects, a real classic.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Ash: There is an explanation for this, you know.
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
Review:
Not as strong as the first 2, but still classic.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Lando Calrissian: That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!
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Not as strong as the first 2, but still classic.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Lando Calrissian: That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!
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Alpha Dog (2006)
Review:
A very underrated crime film, great characters and storyline building.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Cosmo Gadabeeti: I'm telling you, he's lost.
Sonny Truelove: I think he's right. I mean, I ain't seen him. He ain't here. He must be lost. Now get the f*** out of my house.
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A very underrated crime film, great characters and storyline building.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Cosmo Gadabeeti: I'm telling you, he's lost.
Sonny Truelove: I think he's right. I mean, I ain't seen him. He ain't here. He must be lost. Now get the f*** out of my house.
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The Lives of Others (2006)
Review:
Had potential, and interesting german setting, but felt slightly lacklustre.
Rating:
3.2/5
Quote:
Hauptmann Gerd Wiesler: An innocent prisoner will become more angry by the hour due to the injustice suffered. He will shout and rage. A guilty prisoner becomes more calm and quiet. Or he cries. He knows he's there for a reason. The best way to establish guilt or innocence is non-stop interrogation.
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Had potential, and interesting german setting, but felt slightly lacklustre.
Rating:
3.2/5
Quote:
Hauptmann Gerd Wiesler: An innocent prisoner will become more angry by the hour due to the injustice suffered. He will shout and rage. A guilty prisoner becomes more calm and quiet. Or he cries. He knows he's there for a reason. The best way to establish guilt or innocence is non-stop interrogation.
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The Trip (2010)
Review:
Quite dull and talkative, little story, but Rob Brydon okay.
Rating:
3.2/5
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Quite dull and talkative, little story, but Rob Brydon okay.
Rating:
3.2/5
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The Zombie Diaries (2006)
Review:
Fairly generic british shaky-cam zombies, but the ending saved it.
Rating:
4.0/5
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Fairly generic british shaky-cam zombies, but the ending saved it.
Rating:
4.0/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Review:
Amazing effects for the time, great storyline, deserves classic status.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
Obi-Wan: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
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Amazing effects for the time, great storyline, deserves classic status.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
Obi-Wan: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
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Tribal Journeys: The Toulambi (1993)
Review:
Amazing documentary about a tribe's first contact. Definitely MUST watch!
Rating:
4.4/5
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Amazing documentary about a tribe's first contact. Definitely MUST watch!
Rating:
4.4/5
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2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Review:
Disappointing. Despite it's classic status, nothing spectacular occurs. Fairly trippy.
Rating:
3.0/5
Quote:
HAL: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
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Disappointing. Despite it's classic status, nothing spectacular occurs. Fairly trippy.
Rating:
3.0/5
Quote:
HAL: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
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Sucker Punch (2011)
Review:
A very odd story, with the most breathtaking action scenes.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
Wiseman: For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.
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A very odd story, with the most breathtaking action scenes.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
Wiseman: For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.
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Source Code (2011)
Review:
Felt too short, but an excellent idea, very well executed.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Colter Stevens: It's the same train, but it's different.
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Felt too short, but an excellent idea, very well executed.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Colter Stevens: It's the same train, but it's different.
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Unknown (2011)
Review:
Pretty good storyline, acting, and action. Bit unbelievable at times.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Dr. Martin Harris: [from trailer] They had me convinced that I was crazy. But when they came to take me I knew.
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Pretty good storyline, acting, and action. Bit unbelievable at times.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Dr. Martin Harris: [from trailer] They had me convinced that I was crazy. But when they came to take me I knew.
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The Troll Hunter (2010)
Review:
Not particularly good, very talky and dull. Wouldn't recommend it.
Rating:
3.2/5
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Not particularly good, very talky and dull. Wouldn't recommend it.
Rating:
3.2/5
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The Great Raid (2005)
Review:
Really typical war story, nothing new or unique. Kinda disappointing.
Rating:
3.0/5
Quote:
General Kreuger: Henry, I'll be honest with you. This mission appeals more to my heart than to my head.
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Really typical war story, nothing new or unique. Kinda disappointing.
Rating:
3.0/5
Quote:
General Kreuger: Henry, I'll be honest with you. This mission appeals more to my heart than to my head.
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Erasing David (2009)
Review:
Really interesting british privacy documentary, teaches a lot, excellent viewing.
Rating:
4.3/5
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Really interesting british privacy documentary, teaches a lot, excellent viewing.
Rating:
4.3/5
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Drive Angry (2011)
Review:
This sucks. Over the top, terrible acting, storyline, and dialog.
Rating:
0.5/5
Quote:
Cultist: We're gonna live forever!
The Accountant: If, by "forever", you mean the next 5 seconds, you're absolutely right.
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This sucks. Over the top, terrible acting, storyline, and dialog.
Rating:
0.5/5
Quote:
Cultist: We're gonna live forever!
The Accountant: If, by "forever", you mean the next 5 seconds, you're absolutely right.
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Limitless (2011)
Review:
Great film, really fun to watch. Minor plot holes = unimportant.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Eddie Morra: A tablet a day and I was Limitless...
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Great film, really fun to watch. Minor plot holes = unimportant.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Eddie Morra: A tablet a day and I was Limitless...
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Black Swan (2010)
Review:
A beautiful, yet so very.. painful film. Must be seen.
Rating:
4.6/5
Quote:
Nina: I just want to be perfect.
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A beautiful, yet so very.. painful film. Must be seen.
Rating:
4.6/5
Quote:
Nina: I just want to be perfect.
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The Adjustment Bureau (2011)
Review:
Felt quite inception-y, but not as creative. Decent romance though.
Rating:
3.6/5
Quote:
David Norris: All I have are the choices I make, and I choose her, come what may.
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Felt quite inception-y, but not as creative. Decent romance though.
Rating:
3.6/5
Quote:
David Norris: All I have are the choices I make, and I choose her, come what may.
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Mirrors (2008)
Review:
Pretty good horror, certainly a unique idea. Mirrors are creepy!
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Ben Carson: What is imprisoned inside them?
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Pretty good horror, certainly a unique idea. Mirrors are creepy!
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Ben Carson: What is imprisoned inside them?
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Blade (1998)
Review:
Great action and storyline in this iconic & exciting action thriller.
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Blade: Remember what we told you. You keep your eyes open. They're everywhere.
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Great action and storyline in this iconic & exciting action thriller.
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Blade: Remember what we told you. You keep your eyes open. They're everywhere.
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Children of the Corn (2009)
Review:
Not particularly scary, or entertaining. Interesting idea though. It's okay.
Rating:
3.6/5
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Not particularly scary, or entertaining. Interesting idea though. It's okay.
Rating:
3.6/5
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London to Brighton (2006)
Review:
Hard hitting british drama. Pretty saddening storyline, very gritty. Average.
Rating:
3.6/5
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Hard hitting british drama. Pretty saddening storyline, very gritty. Average.
Rating:
3.6/5
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Fish Tank (2009)
Review:
Amazing drama, bit odd at the end, but entirely enthralling.
Rating:
4.6/5
Quote:
Tyler: [buries face in Mia's abdomen] I hate you!
Mia: [tenderly] I hate you, too.
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Amazing drama, bit odd at the end, but entirely enthralling.
Rating:
4.6/5
Quote:
Tyler: [buries face in Mia's abdomen] I hate you!
Mia: [tenderly] I hate you, too.
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Braveheart (1995)
Review:
A true classic, amazing storyline, intense battle scenes. Very good.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
William Wallace: Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.
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A true classic, amazing storyline, intense battle scenes. Very good.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
William Wallace: Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.
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Derren Brown: Miracles for Sale (2011)
Review:
A very interesting look into faith healing, also quite entertaining.
Rating:
4.5/5
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A very interesting look into faith healing, also quite entertaining.
Rating:
4.5/5
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Elite Squad 2 (2010)
Review:
Excellent storyline, very realistic action scenes, shame about the language choice.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Beirada: [Beirada before setting up fire on the rival drug dealer] They fatten up the pig, now we gonna roast it.
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Excellent storyline, very realistic action scenes, shame about the language choice.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Beirada: [Beirada before setting up fire on the rival drug dealer] They fatten up the pig, now we gonna roast it.
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The Green Hornet (2011)
Review:
Very entertaining, great performances, thrilling action. A classic superhero film.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Britt Reid: It's not dying that you need be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.
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Very entertaining, great performances, thrilling action. A classic superhero film.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Britt Reid: It's not dying that you need be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.
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Get Carter (1971)
Review:
Slightly confusing storyline, but still a mystery / crime british classic.
Rating:
3.9/5
Quote:
[Harry, who's playing poker, is disturbed by Carter's presence in the room]
Harry: Thought you were going soon.
Jack Carter: Soon. When you've lost your money. Won't take long.
Harry: Clever sod, aren't you?
Jack Carter: Only comparatively.
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Slightly confusing storyline, but still a mystery / crime british classic.
Rating:
3.9/5
Quote:
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Harry: Thought you were going soon.
Jack Carter: Soon. When you've lost your money. Won't take long.
Harry: Clever sod, aren't you?
Jack Carter: Only comparatively.
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The Return (2006)
Review:
A bit slow, spread out action. Storyline not particularly entertaining.
Rating:
3.0/5
Quote:
Griff & Young Griff: Where you going sunshine?
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A bit slow, spread out action. Storyline not particularly entertaining.
Rating:
3.0/5
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Griff & Young Griff: Where you going sunshine?
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The Devil's Chair (2006)
Review:
Cliché horror film, with bonus bit of weirdness. Interesting ending.
Rating:
3.6/5
Quote:
Nick West: Hi there. I'm Nick West. I'm medicated, how are you?
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Cliché horror film, with bonus bit of weirdness. Interesting ending.
Rating:
3.6/5
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Rubber (2010)
Review:
What the..? This film makes no sense. Honestly pretty bad.
Rating:
1.4/5
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What the..? This film makes no sense. Honestly pretty bad.
Rating:
1.4/5
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The Crazies (2010)
Review:
Pretty entertaining zombie-esqe thriller. Definitely worth a watch, gripping story.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
David Dutton: Don't ask me why I can't leave without my wife and I won't ask you why you can.
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Pretty entertaining zombie-esqe thriller. Definitely worth a watch, gripping story.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
David Dutton: Don't ask me why I can't leave without my wife and I won't ask you why you can.
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Drag Me to Hell (2009)
Review:
Fairly standard "jump" film. Has it's moments. Storyline pretty poor.
Rating:
3.0/5
Quote:
Rham Jas: You'd be surprised what you'll be willing to do, when the Lamia comes for you.
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Fairly standard "jump" film. Has it's moments. Storyline pretty poor.
Rating:
3.0/5
Quote:
Rham Jas: You'd be surprised what you'll be willing to do, when the Lamia comes for you.
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Bloody Sunday (2002)
Review:
Extremely gritty dramatisation, emotionally engaging, visually exciting. Definitely must watch!
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Ivan Cooper: I just want to say this to the British Government... You know what you've just done, don't you? You've destroyed the civil rights movement, and you've given the IRA the biggest victory it will ever have. All over this city tonight, young men... boys will be joining the IRA, and you will reap a whirlwind.
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Extremely gritty dramatisation, emotionally engaging, visually exciting. Definitely must watch!
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Ivan Cooper: I just want to say this to the British Government... You know what you've just done, don't you? You've destroyed the civil rights movement, and you've given the IRA the biggest victory it will ever have. All over this city tonight, young men... boys will be joining the IRA, and you will reap a whirlwind.
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The Descent (2005)
Review:
A bit slashy/generic at times, but otherwise excellent horror.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Holly: Hey, there's something down here...
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A bit slashy/generic at times, but otherwise excellent horror.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Holly: Hey, there's something down here...
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Takers (2010)
Review:
Completely generic action film. Some interesting ideas, but poorly executed
Rating:
2.0/5
Quote:
Gordon Jennings: We're takers, gents. That's what we do for a living. We take.
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Completely generic action film. Some interesting ideas, but poorly executed
Rating:
2.0/5
Quote:
Gordon Jennings: We're takers, gents. That's what we do for a living. We take.
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Antichrist (2009)
Review:
The hell is this? Random gore, insane storyline. Stupidly disturbed.
Rating:
1/5
Quote:
He: What do you think is supposed to happen in the woods?
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The hell is this? Random gore, insane storyline. Stupidly disturbed.
Rating:
1/5
Quote:
He: What do you think is supposed to happen in the woods?
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Saw 3D (2010)
Review:
Nothing new at all, ridiculously gory, a tired & reptitive genre.
Rating:
2.5/5
Quote:
Hoffman: You wanna know the only thing that's wrong with killing you, Jill? I can only do it once.
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Nothing new at all, ridiculously gory, a tired & reptitive genre.
Rating:
2.5/5
Quote:
Hoffman: You wanna know the only thing that's wrong with killing you, Jill? I can only do it once.
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The Tourist (2011)
Review:
Great comedy and punch lines, lacking little passion in relationships.
Rating:
4.0/5.0
Quote:
Frank Taylor: You're ravenous.
Elise: Do you mean 'ravishing'?
Frank Taylor: I do.
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Great comedy and punch lines, lacking little passion in relationships.
Rating:
4.0/5.0
Quote:
Frank Taylor: You're ravenous.
Elise: Do you mean 'ravishing'?
Frank Taylor: I do.
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The Resident (2011)
Review:
Great story, imagination and a sense of someone watching. Thrilling.
Rating:
4.3/5.0
Quote:
Jack: This place is huge, anything available for me?
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Great story, imagination and a sense of someone watching. Thrilling.
Rating:
4.3/5.0
Quote:
Jack: This place is huge, anything available for me?
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Stranger than fiction. (2006)
Review:
Great story idea, lacking a bit of adventure and meaning.
Rating:
3.6/5.0
Quote:
Harold Crick: Aren't you too old to go to space camp?
Dave: You're never too old to go to space camp, dude!
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Great story idea, lacking a bit of adventure and meaning.
Rating:
3.6/5.0
Quote:
Harold Crick: Aren't you too old to go to space camp?
Dave: You're never too old to go to space camp, dude!
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Due Date (2010)
Review:
Pretty good adventure, but lacking believability, and nothing new / unique.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Ethan Tremblay: I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends.
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Pretty good adventure, but lacking believability, and nothing new / unique.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Ethan Tremblay: I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends.
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Tangled (2010)
Review:
Another great Disney film, funny, classic tale with a twist.
Rating:
4.7/5.0
Quote:
Flynn Rider: Oh... oh no... where is my satchel?
Rapunzel: [proudly] I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it.
Flynn Rider: It's in that pot, isn't it?
[Rapunzel hits him with her frying pan]
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Another great Disney film, funny, classic tale with a twist.
Rating:
4.7/5.0
Quote:
Flynn Rider: Oh... oh no... where is my satchel?
Rapunzel: [proudly] I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it.
Flynn Rider: It's in that pot, isn't it?
[Rapunzel hits him with her frying pan]
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Haggard: The Movie (2003)
Review:
This film sucks. Crap story, crap acting, crap idea. Avoid.
Rating:
1/5
Quote:
Valo: What the hell is wrong with all my friends? F***.
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This film sucks. Crap story, crap acting, crap idea. Avoid.
Rating:
1/5
Quote:
Valo: What the hell is wrong with all my friends? F***.
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Dead Set (2008)
Review:
Very realistic british zombie film. Occasional humour improves it further.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Kelly: In the head. You gotta get them in the head.
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Very realistic british zombie film. Occasional humour improves it further.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Kelly: In the head. You gotta get them in the head.
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Monsters (2010)
Review:
Brings nothing new to monster genre. Too slow and dull.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
Samantha Wynden: Doesn't that bother you? That you need something bad to happen to profit?
Andrew Kaulder: What? Like a doctor?
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Brings nothing new to monster genre. Too slow and dull.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
Samantha Wynden: Doesn't that bother you? That you need something bad to happen to profit?
Andrew Kaulder: What? Like a doctor?
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I'm Here (2010)
Review:
Truly amazing short film about love and compassion. Very moving.
Rating:
4.5/5
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Truly amazing short film about love and compassion. Very moving.
Rating:
4.5/5
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Leaves of Grass (2009)
Review:
Not very entertaining, although Edward Norton is excellent as ever.
Rating:
3.2/5
Quote:
Daisy Kincaid: What's your aversion to proper grammar?
Brady Kincaid: Rhythm maybe.
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Not very entertaining, although Edward Norton is excellent as ever.
Rating:
3.2/5
Quote:
Daisy Kincaid: What's your aversion to proper grammar?
Brady Kincaid: Rhythm maybe.
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25th Hour (2002)
Review:
Excellent and moving, touching protagonist. Perhaps a little slow paced.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Uncle Nikolai: I have been in three different prisons, Montgomery. Three different countries. And you know what I learned? I learned prison is a bad place to be.
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Excellent and moving, touching protagonist. Perhaps a little slow paced.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Uncle Nikolai: I have been in three different prisons, Montgomery. Three different countries. And you know what I learned? I learned prison is a bad place to be.
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The Mechanic (2011)
Review:
Statham destroys things as usual. Nothing groundbreaking, but fairly fun.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Dean: I'm going to put a price on your head so big, that when you look in the mirror your reflection's gonna want to shoot you in the face.
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Statham destroys things as usual. Nothing groundbreaking, but fairly fun.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Dean: I'm going to put a price on your head so big, that when you look in the mirror your reflection's gonna want to shoot you in the face.
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Paul (2011)
Review:
Funny as always, but a bit too commercial. Fairly amusing.
Rating:
3.8/5
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Funny as always, but a bit too commercial. Fairly amusing.
Rating:
3.8/5
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Dara O'Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)
Review:
Still good, but not as funny as more recent material.
Rating:
3.8/5
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Still good, but not as funny as more recent material.
Rating:
3.8/5
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Dara O'Briain Talks Funny: Live in London (2008)
Review:
Pretty funny, almost certainly currently the funniest irishman. Surprisingly lively.
Rating:
4.1/5
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Pretty funny, almost certainly currently the funniest irishman. Surprisingly lively.
Rating:
4.1/5
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Sean Lock Live: Lockipedia (2010)
Review:
Hilariously funny observational humour. Genuinely laugh out loud funny. Excellent.
Rating:
4.3/5
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Hilariously funny observational humour. Genuinely laugh out loud funny. Excellent.
Rating:
4.3/5
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Frankie Boyle: Live (2008)
Review:
Brilliantly offensive, makes you feel sorry for audience! Comedy gold.
Rating:
4.0/5
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Brilliantly offensive, makes you feel sorry for audience! Comedy gold.
Rating:
4.0/5
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Apocalypto (2006)
Review:
A true modern classic. Excellent characters, believable storyline, just amazing.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
Old Story Teller: And a Man sat alone, drenched deep in sadness. And all the animals drew near to him and said, "We do not like to see you so sad. Ask us for whatever you wish and you shall have it." The Man said, "I want to have good sight." The vulture replied, "You shall have mine." The Man said, "I want to be strong." The jaguar said, "You shall be strong like me." Then the Man said, "I long to know the secrets of the earth." The serpent replied, "I will show them to you." And so it went with all the animals. And when the Man had all the gifts that they could give, he left. Then the owl said to the other animals, "Now the Man knows much, he'll be able to do many things. Suddenly I am afraid." The deer said, "The Man has all that he needs. Now his sadness will stop." But the owl replied, "No. I saw a hole in the Man, deep like a hunger he will never fill. It is what makes him sad and what makes him want. He will go on taking and taking, until one day the World will say, 'I am no more and I have nothing left to give.'"
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A true modern classic. Excellent characters, believable storyline, just amazing.
Rating:
4.5/5
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Old Story Teller: And a Man sat alone, drenched deep in sadness. And all the animals drew near to him and said, "We do not like to see you so sad. Ask us for whatever you wish and you shall have it." The Man said, "I want to have good sight." The vulture replied, "You shall have mine." The Man said, "I want to be strong." The jaguar said, "You shall be strong like me." Then the Man said, "I long to know the secrets of the earth." The serpent replied, "I will show them to you." And so it went with all the animals. And when the Man had all the gifts that they could give, he left. Then the owl said to the other animals, "Now the Man knows much, he'll be able to do many things. Suddenly I am afraid." The deer said, "The Man has all that he needs. Now his sadness will stop." But the owl replied, "No. I saw a hole in the Man, deep like a hunger he will never fill. It is what makes him sad and what makes him want. He will go on taking and taking, until one day the World will say, 'I am no more and I have nothing left to give.'"
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Letters from Iwo Jima (2006)
Review:
Works perfectly with prequel, interlinked storylines & characters. Legendary war action.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
General Tadamichi Kuribayashi: For our homeland. Until the very last man. Our duty is to stop the enemy right here. Do not expect to return home alive.
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Works perfectly with prequel, interlinked storylines & characters. Legendary war action.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
General Tadamichi Kuribayashi: For our homeland. Until the very last man. Our duty is to stop the enemy right here. Do not expect to return home alive.
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Flags of Our Fathers (2006)
Review:
Amazing action scenes, but slow storyline & odd timeline. Slightly unique.
Rating:
3.2/5
Quote:
Captain Severance: This isn't just any island to them. This isn't Tarawa, Guam, Tinian, or Saipan. This is Japanese soil, sacred ground. Twelve thousand Japanese defenders in eight square miles, they will not leave politely, gentlemen! It's up to us to convince them.
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Amazing action scenes, but slow storyline & odd timeline. Slightly unique.
Rating:
3.2/5
Quote:
Captain Severance: This isn't just any island to them. This isn't Tarawa, Guam, Tinian, or Saipan. This is Japanese soil, sacred ground. Twelve thousand Japanese defenders in eight square miles, they will not leave politely, gentlemen! It's up to us to convince them.
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Chain Letter (2010)
Review:
Ridiculous storyline, some cheap gore. Think Saw, but slightly worse.
Rating:
2.8/5
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Ridiculous storyline, some cheap gore. Think Saw, but slightly worse.
Rating:
2.8/5
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The Human Centipede (2010)
Review:
Unimpressive acting, cast, storyline & effects, but a truly disgusting idea.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
Dr.Heiter: I hate human beings.
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Unimpressive acting, cast, storyline & effects, but a truly disgusting idea.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
Dr.Heiter: I hate human beings.
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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
Review:
Similar story as first film but yet another amusing film.
Rating:
3.7/5.0
Quote:
Theodore: Ahh! Eagles!
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Similar story as first film but yet another amusing film.
Rating:
3.7/5.0
Quote:
Theodore: Ahh! Eagles!
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Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
Review:
Cute childish film with great songs and fantastic story line.
Rating:
4.0/5.0
Quote:
Alvin: You'll never take us alive!
Simon: They just did take us alive, Alvin.
Alvin: It's a figure of speech, Simon. Instead of criticizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out?
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Cute childish film with great songs and fantastic story line.
Rating:
4.0/5.0
Quote:
Alvin: You'll never take us alive!
Simon: They just did take us alive, Alvin.
Alvin: It's a figure of speech, Simon. Instead of criticizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out?
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The Happening (2008)
Review:
Great thrilling interestingly disturbing film, with a good line up.
Rating:
4.0/5.0
Quote:
Train Conductor: Sir, we lost contact.
Elliot Moore: With whom?
Train Conductor: Everyone.
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Great thrilling interestingly disturbing film, with a good line up.
Rating:
4.0/5.0
Quote:
Train Conductor: Sir, we lost contact.
Elliot Moore: With whom?
Train Conductor: Everyone.
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500 Days of Summer (2009)
Review:
A little long and predictive but over all great story.
Rating:
3.8/5.0
Quote:
Tom: Paul, seriously...
Paul: Did you bang her?
Tom: No.
Paul: What, hum job? Hand job?
Tom: Man, no. No jobs. I'm still unemployed. We - we kissed.
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A little long and predictive but over all great story.
Rating:
3.8/5.0
Quote:
Tom: Paul, seriously...
Paul: Did you bang her?
Tom: No.
Paul: What, hum job? Hand job?
Tom: Man, no. No jobs. I'm still unemployed. We - we kissed.
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Saints and Soldiers (2003)
Review:
Although featuring impressive visuals, the storyline felt lacking. Engaging audio.
Rating:
2.7/5
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Although featuring impressive visuals, the storyline felt lacking. Engaging audio.
Rating:
2.7/5
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When Trumpets Fade (1998)
Review:
Good war film, although the effects are lacking. Very underrated.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Capt. Roy Pritchett: Congratulations Private, you're a sergeant now.
Pvt. David Manning: I am absolutely the wrong man!
Capt. Roy Pritchett: You've managed to stay alive for a week: that's something the rest of your platoon couldn't do. Call me crazy, but from where I'm standing, that qualifies you for the job!
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Good war film, although the effects are lacking. Very underrated.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Capt. Roy Pritchett: Congratulations Private, you're a sergeant now.
Pvt. David Manning: I am absolutely the wrong man!
Capt. Roy Pritchett: You've managed to stay alive for a week: that's something the rest of your platoon couldn't do. Call me crazy, but from where I'm standing, that qualifies you for the job!
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Enemy at the Gates (2001)
Review:
Excellent individual war story. Great action, even better storyline. Cliché'd?
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Major König: He isn't dead, and do you know why? Because I haven't killed him yet.
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Excellent individual war story. Great action, even better storyline. Cliché'd?
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Major König: He isn't dead, and do you know why? Because I haven't killed him yet.
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Repo Men (2010)
Review:
Pretty solid action, Law's performance was perfect, nice little twist!
Rating:
3.3/5
Quote:
Remy: My job is simple. Can't pay for your car, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your house, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your liver, well, that's where I come in.
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Pretty solid action, Law's performance was perfect, nice little twist!
Rating:
3.3/5
Quote:
Remy: My job is simple. Can't pay for your car, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your house, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your liver, well, that's where I come in.
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Solaris (2002)
Review:
Odd. Very odd. Quite a slow film, but very intriguing.
Rating:
2.9/5
Quote:
Rheya Kelvin: I can't remember how I got here. Did I come here with you?
Chris Kelvin: I don't know how you got here.
Rheya Kelvin: What do you mean?
Chris Kelvin: I woke up and you were here.
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Odd. Very odd. Quite a slow film, but very intriguing.
Rating:
2.9/5
Quote:
Rheya Kelvin: I can't remember how I got here. Did I come here with you?
Chris Kelvin: I don't know how you got here.
Rheya Kelvin: What do you mean?
Chris Kelvin: I woke up and you were here.
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Day of the Dead (2008)
Review:
Fairly standard zombie film, nothing new. Except.. vegetarian zombie? Hmm.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Sarah Bowman: [to Trevor, after running over her zombiefied mother] It's not her, not any more.
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Fairly standard zombie film, nothing new. Except.. vegetarian zombie? Hmm.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Sarah Bowman: [to Trevor, after running over her zombiefied mother] It's not her, not any more.
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Planet Terror (2007)
Review:
Ridiculous, over the top, but thoroughly entertaining cheap thrills. Unique.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Dr. William Block: I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.
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Ridiculous, over the top, but thoroughly entertaining cheap thrills. Unique.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Dr. William Block: I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.
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Survival of the Dead (2009)
Review:
Poor. No excitement, no emotion, real disappointment. RIP zombie films.
Rating:
2.2/5
Quote:
Seamus Muldoon: We got to get these things to learn to eat something other than us.
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Poor. No excitement, no emotion, real disappointment. RIP zombie films.
Rating:
2.2/5
Quote:
Seamus Muldoon: We got to get these things to learn to eat something other than us.
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Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
Review:
As scary as the first, but with no new elements.
Rating:
3.5/5
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As scary as the first, but with no new elements.
Rating:
3.5/5
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Diary of the Dead (2007)
Review:
Brings nothing new to zombie thrillers. Average acting, storyline, believability.
Rating:
3.2/5
Quote:
Newsreader: They are monsters, monsters who prey on the flesh of the living.
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Brings nothing new to zombie thrillers. Average acting, storyline, believability.
Rating:
3.2/5
Quote:
Newsreader: They are monsters, monsters who prey on the flesh of the living.
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Review:
Heart-warmingly romantic, albeit nowadays cliché, with stellar acting all round.
Heart-warmingly romantic, albeit nowadays cliché, with stellar acting all round.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Michael: "The shit hath hitith the fan...ith."
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4.3/5
Quote:
Michael: "The shit hath hitith the fan...ith."
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The Wolfman (2010)
Review:
A predictable story line but with a interesting under story.
Rating:
3.4/5.0
Quote:
Maleva: Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright.
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A predictable story line but with a interesting under story.
Rating:
3.4/5.0
Quote:
Maleva: Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright.
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Land of the Dead (2005)
Review:
One of Romero's best. Engrossing, entertaining and exciting, zombie perfection!
Rating:
4.6/5
Quote:
Kaufman: In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning.
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One of Romero's best. Engrossing, entertaining and exciting, zombie perfection!
Rating:
4.6/5
Quote:
Kaufman: In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning.
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Hard Candy (2005)
Review:
Ellen Page's breakthrough film. Extremely convincing acting, and unusual storyline.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Jeff Kohlver: Who the hell are you?
Hayley Stark: I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.
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Ellen Page's breakthrough film. Extremely convincing acting, and unusual storyline.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Jeff Kohlver: Who the hell are you?
Hayley Stark: I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.
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