Review:
This film is truly terrible. Nonsensical & paradoxical, acting no better.
Rating:
0.3/5
Quote:
Trevor: [sees Sean playing a PSP] What is that? A... Gameboy?
Sean: PSP.
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The Parent Trap (1998)
Review:
Great film with Lindsey, truly wonderful even if its old.
Rating:
4.3/5.0
Quote:
Hallie: You wanna know the *real* difference between us?
Annie: Let me see... I know how to fence and you don't... Or I have class and you don't. Take your pick.
Hallie: Why I oughta!
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Great film with Lindsey, truly wonderful even if its old.
Rating:
4.3/5.0
Quote:
Hallie: You wanna know the *real* difference between us?
Annie: Let me see... I know how to fence and you don't... Or I have class and you don't. Take your pick.
Hallie: Why I oughta!
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RedState (2011) [TEASER]
Review:
This is a prediction of the film. Kevin smith Revamped.
Quote:
"You better Believe I fear god"
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This is a prediction of the film. Kevin smith Revamped.
Quote:
"You better Believe I fear god"
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Ricky Gervais: Out of England 2 - The Stand-Up Special (2010)
Review:
Hilarious as ever, perhaps more offensive however. Still absolutely excellent!
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Ricky Gervais: For being gay to be the same as being fat, you'd have to grow up straight, knowing you're straight, and slowly, gradually wean yourself onto c***.
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Hilarious as ever, perhaps more offensive however. Still absolutely excellent!
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Ricky Gervais: For being gay to be the same as being fat, you'd have to grow up straight, knowing you're straight, and slowly, gradually wean yourself onto c***.
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The Shining (1980)
Review:
A tense thrilling building but yet a very disappointing film.
Rating:
2.7/5.0
Quote:
Jack Torrance: Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.
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A tense thrilling building but yet a very disappointing film.
Rating:
2.7/5.0
Quote:
Jack Torrance: Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.
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Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Review:
Comedy in which 4 dudes change the past. Pretty sweet.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
It’s called male bonding ok, haven’t you even seen Wild Hogs?
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Comedy in which 4 dudes change the past. Pretty sweet.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
It’s called male bonding ok, haven’t you even seen Wild Hogs?
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Review:
Kevin smith and Mewes from clerks go on an adventure
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.
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Kevin smith and Mewes from clerks go on an adventure
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.
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Ginger Snaps: The Beginning (2004)
Review:
Same story line of Ginger Snaps, but very worth seeing.
Rating:
3.7/5.0
Quote:
Ginger: [after Hunter whistles at them] Did he just whistle at us?
Brigitte: I'm sure he meant the dog.
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Same story line of Ginger Snaps, but very worth seeing.
Rating:
3.7/5.0
Quote:
Ginger: [after Hunter whistles at them] Did he just whistle at us?
Brigitte: I'm sure he meant the dog.
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Ginger Snaps: Unleashed. (2004)
Review:
Great sequel to the first film, much better story line.
Rating:
4.0/5.0
Quote:
Koral: Dr. Brookner, if she doesn't shut up, I swear I'll make her drink her piss... again.
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Great sequel to the first film, much better story line.
Rating:
4.0/5.0
Quote:
Koral: Dr. Brookner, if she doesn't shut up, I swear I'll make her drink her piss... again.
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Ginger Snaps (2000)
Review:
Wonderful imagination, a little over the top on the gore.
Rating:
3.8/5.0
Quote:
Ginger: Suicide is like... the ultimate fuck you.
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Wonderful imagination, a little over the top on the gore.
Rating:
3.8/5.0
Quote:
Ginger: Suicide is like... the ultimate fuck you.
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Run Bitch Run (2008)
Review:
THIS FILM SUCKS. But the boobs and blood are sweet.
Rating:
0.5/5
Quote:
We're gonna play a little game. Clint and I like to call it "Find 'Em and Fuck 'Em". It's kinda like Hide 'N Seek, but not. It's better. It's a lot better. You're gonna go run somewhere and pray I don't find you. "Cause when I find you, I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna spray my whipped cream all over that sundae. All over that cherry.
Trailer:
THIS FILM SUCKS. But the boobs and blood are sweet.
Rating:
0.5/5
Quote:
We're gonna play a little game. Clint and I like to call it "Find 'Em and Fuck 'Em". It's kinda like Hide 'N Seek, but not. It's better. It's a lot better. You're gonna go run somewhere and pray I don't find you. "Cause when I find you, I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna spray my whipped cream all over that sundae. All over that cherry.
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Oldboy (2003)
Review:
The most twisted revenge story ever. Violence, insanity, and bosses.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Dae-su Oh: Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?
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The most twisted revenge story ever. Violence, insanity, and bosses.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Dae-su Oh: Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?
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District 9 (2009)
Review:
Aliens on earth. Bad accents everywhere. Prawns make it interesting.
Aliens on earth. Bad accents everywhere. Prawns make it interesting.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.
Trailer:
4.5/5
Quote:
When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.
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Inception: The Cobol Job (2010)
Review:
Excellent comic style Inception prelude, a rare gem of animation.
Rating:
4.0/5
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Excellent comic style Inception prelude, a rare gem of animation.
Rating:
4.0/5
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Exam (2009)
Review:
Original storyline and tauntingly precise direction, lacking a matching script.
Rating:
Original storyline and tauntingly precise direction, lacking a matching script.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
White: It's not about the answer, it's about the question.
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White: It's not about the answer, it's about the question.
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Next Day Air (2009)
Review:
Rating:
2.0/5
Quote:
Well, we did have it....
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Donald Faison from scrubs, not the best. Some funny moments.
Rating:
2.0/5
Quote:
Well, we did have it....
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Clerks 2 (2006)
Review:
Sequal. More of the same. Still funny. This time, in colour!
Rating:
4.7/5
Quote:
"Sometimes, you can even go ass to mouth"
Trailer:
Sequal. More of the same. Still funny. This time, in colour!
Rating:
4.7/5
Quote:
"Sometimes, you can even go ass to mouth"
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Accepted (2006)
Review:
Fairly entertaining, shame about the overly dramatic ending. Cheap laughs.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
Rory: Ever since nursery school, every single waking moment of every single day has been scheduled. So what do I want to do? Nothing.
Bartleby Gaines: Cheap, zen, beautiful. I like it.
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Fairly entertaining, shame about the overly dramatic ending. Cheap laughs.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
Rory: Ever since nursery school, every single waking moment of every single day has been scheduled. So what do I want to do? Nothing.
Bartleby Gaines: Cheap, zen, beautiful. I like it.
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Dinner for Schmucks (2010)
Review:
Surprisingly entertaining... for a cheap american comedy. Nothing stands out.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
Kieran: Have you ever lived among a herd of goats, for months at a time, as one of them?
Barry: No.
Kieran: That surprises me.
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Surprisingly entertaining... for a cheap american comedy. Nothing stands out.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
Kieran: Have you ever lived among a herd of goats, for months at a time, as one of them?
Barry: No.
Kieran: That surprises me.
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Clerks (1994)
Review:
Scott Mosier and Kevin Smith classic, if you're into that.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
"And i'm not even supposed to be in today!"
Trailer:
Scott Mosier and Kevin Smith classic, if you're into that.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
"And i'm not even supposed to be in today!"
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Deadgirl (2008)
Review:
Terror on a budget. Genuinely disturbing, her face haunts you.
Rating:
3.1/5
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Terror on a budget. Genuinely disturbing, her face haunts you.
Rating:
3.1/5
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Review:
A spliced storyline helps the film entertain to the end.
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Joel: By morning, you'll be gone.
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A spliced storyline helps the film entertain to the end.
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Joel: By morning, you'll be gone.
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The Truman Show (1998)
Review:
The pinnacle of existentialist films, leaves the audience forever thinking.
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Christof: We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
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The pinnacle of existentialist films, leaves the audience forever thinking.
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Christof: We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
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The Game (1997)
Review:
A mind bending storyline, excellent acting and cast. Very intriguing.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Conrad: They won't leave me alone! I'm a goddam human piñata!
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A mind bending storyline, excellent acting and cast. Very intriguing.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Conrad: They won't leave me alone! I'm a goddam human piñata!
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The Devil's Advocate (1997)
Review:
Unusual storyline, sci-fi element felt forced. Reeves didn't suit role.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
John Milton: Lawyers are the devil's ministry.
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Unusual storyline, sci-fi element felt forced. Reeves didn't suit role.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
John Milton: Lawyers are the devil's ministry.
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Restrepo (2010)
Review:
Simply amazing, gritty and gripping. A shattering true story.
Rating:
4.5/5
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Simply amazing, gritty and gripping. A shattering true story.
Rating:
4.5/5
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Natural Born Killers (1994)
Review:
Oddly romantic, and violent. Bonnie and Clyde for this generation.
Rating:
3.7/5
Quote:
Mickey: Baby... by the power invested in me, as God of my world... I pronounce us husband and wife.
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Oddly romantic, and violent. Bonnie and Clyde for this generation.
Rating:
3.7/5
Quote:
Mickey: Baby... by the power invested in me, as God of my world... I pronounce us husband and wife.
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The Recruit (2003)
Review:
Good action, intriguing storyline, Pacino performs excellently, as does Farrell.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
James Clayton: Ever since we met we've been lying to each other. Now there's no reason to believe any of it is true, but I'm gonna anyway, okay?
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Good action, intriguing storyline, Pacino performs excellently, as does Farrell.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
James Clayton: Ever since we met we've been lying to each other. Now there's no reason to believe any of it is true, but I'm gonna anyway, okay?
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The Fall (2006)
Review:
Excellent storyline, very interesting characters, equal parts depressing and exciting.
Rating:
3.9/5
Quote:
Roy Walker: All right, close your eyes. What do you see?
Alexandria: Nothing.
Roy Walker: Rub them... Can you see the stars?
Alexandria: Yes.
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Excellent storyline, very interesting characters, equal parts depressing and exciting.
Rating:
3.9/5
Quote:
Roy Walker: All right, close your eyes. What do you see?
Alexandria: Nothing.
Roy Walker: Rub them... Can you see the stars?
Alexandria: Yes.
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Piranha (2010)
Review:
Typically gory sexual film. Jumpy and thrilling. Great ending though.
Rating:
3.2/5.0
Quote:
Danni: Nice instrument.
Laura Forester: Thanks, nice boobs.
Danni: Thanks.
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Typically gory sexual film. Jumpy and thrilling. Great ending though.
Rating:
3.2/5.0
Quote:
Danni: Nice instrument.
Laura Forester: Thanks, nice boobs.
Danni: Thanks.
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Dust to Glory (2005)
Review:
Overly emotional and storyless documentary, trying to do lots, failing.
Rating:
1.4/5
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Overly emotional and storyless documentary, trying to do lots, failing.
Rating:
1.4/5
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CKY2K (2000)
Review:
Much more gritty than Jackass, with very mixed quality stunts.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Bam Margera: Pay nine bucks a day, and you can do whatever the hell you want with a rental car.
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Much more gritty than Jackass, with very mixed quality stunts.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Bam Margera: Pay nine bucks a day, and you can do whatever the hell you want with a rental car.
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Splice (2009)
Review:
Surprisingly unusual "mutant" story, with some emotions for once. Underrated.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Clive Nicoli: Why the fuck did you make her in the first place? Huh? For the betterment of mankind? You never wanted a normal child because you were afraid of losing control.
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Surprisingly unusual "mutant" story, with some emotions for once. Underrated.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Clive Nicoli: Why the fuck did you make her in the first place? Huh? For the betterment of mankind? You never wanted a normal child because you were afraid of losing control.
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Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
Review:
A true epic, with intense battle scenes, and twisting storyline.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Balian of Ibelin: What man is a man who does not make the world better.
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A true epic, with intense battle scenes, and twisting storyline.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
Balian of Ibelin: What man is a man who does not make the world better.
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In My Sleep (2009)
Review:
An intriguing plot, with a Memento-y feel, ending too tidily.
Rating:
3.1/5
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An intriguing plot, with a Memento-y feel, ending too tidily.
Rating:
3.1/5
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Unthinkable (2010)
Review:
Jackson at his best; torturing. Surprisingly twisty story, little action.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
H: Ahh... military intelligence. The great oxymoron.
Trailer:
Jackson at his best; torturing. Surprisingly twisty story, little action.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
H: Ahh... military intelligence. The great oxymoron.
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Valkyrie (2008)
Review:
A disappointingly word heavy historic drama, story progresses very slowly.
Rating:
2.5/5
Quote:
Colonel Mertz von Quirnheim: Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives. The trick is not to be around when they go off.
Trailer:
A disappointingly word heavy historic drama, story progresses very slowly.
Rating:
2.5/5
Quote:
Colonel Mertz von Quirnheim: Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives. The trick is not to be around when they go off.
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American History X (1998)
Review:
Emotional and heartwarming, yet gritty and violent, Norton's acting excellent.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Danny Vinyard: People look at me and see my brother.
Trailer:
Emotional and heartwarming, yet gritty and violent, Norton's acting excellent.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Danny Vinyard: People look at me and see my brother.
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Children of Men (2006)
Review:
Truly breath-taking one-camera action scenes. Great storyline, an apocalyptic classic.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Julian Taylor: Y'know that ringing in your ears? That 'eeeeeeeeee'? That's the sound of the ear cells dying, like their swan song. Once it's gone you'll never hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Trailer:
Truly breath-taking one-camera action scenes. Great storyline, an apocalyptic classic.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Julian Taylor: Y'know that ringing in your ears? That 'eeeeeeeeee'? That's the sound of the ear cells dying, like their swan song. Once it's gone you'll never hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Kick-Ass (2010)
Review:
Great story, bit cliche sometimes, but overall very enjoyable. Kick-ass.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Dave Lizewski: Like most people my age, I just existed.
Trailer:
Great story, bit cliche sometimes, but overall very enjoyable. Kick-ass.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Dave Lizewski: Like most people my age, I just existed.
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Inception (2010)
Review:
Jaw dropping graphics, enjoyably confusing storyline, my favourite recent release.
Rating:
4.6/5
Quote:
Mal: I'll tell you a riddle. You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where this train will take you?
Cobb: Because you'll be together.
Trailer:
Jaw dropping graphics, enjoyably confusing storyline, my favourite recent release.
Rating:
4.6/5
Quote:
Mal: I'll tell you a riddle. You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where this train will take you?
Cobb: Because you'll be together.
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
Review:
Very unusual action style. Potential cult classic, you'll love / hate.
Rating:
3.6/5
Quote:
Stacey Pilgrim: You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend!
Scott Pilgrim: Wait who told you?
Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace.
Scott Pilgrim: He's not even conscious!
Trailer:
Very unusual action style. Potential cult classic, you'll love / hate.
Rating:
3.6/5
Quote:
Stacey Pilgrim: You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend!
Scott Pilgrim: Wait who told you?
Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace.
Scott Pilgrim: He's not even conscious!
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The Quiet Earth (1985)
Review:
Quite slow, disappointingly simplistic plot. Little action, and weak atmosphere.
Rating:
1.9/5
Quote:
Zac Hobson: I've been condemned to live.
Trailer:
Quite slow, disappointingly simplistic plot. Little action, and weak atmosphere.
Rating:
1.9/5
Quote:
Zac Hobson: I've been condemned to live.
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Swordfish (2001)
Review:
Extremely underrated, with very explosive action, and an all-star cast.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Axl Torvalds: He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond him. But you know what? It's all a facade. For all his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys... he's a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants, when he wants... and disappears.
Trailer:
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Extremely underrated, with very explosive action, and an all-star cast.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Axl Torvalds: He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond him. But you know what? It's all a facade. For all his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys... he's a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants, when he wants... and disappears.
Trailer:
TRAILER
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010)
Review:
Engrossing storyline, perfect acting. Felt action packed, using just words.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Gordon Gekko: Stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you.
Trailer:
Engrossing storyline, perfect acting. Felt action packed, using just words.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Gordon Gekko: Stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you.
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I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (2003)
Review:
Interesting, but disappointingly slow and wordy. Far too little action.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
[first and last lines]
Will: Most thoughts are memories. And memories deceive. The walk. The way he smoked a cigarette. Laughed. The dead are dead. He's gone. What's left to ever say he was here at all? Not much.
Trailer:
Interesting, but disappointingly slow and wordy. Far too little action.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
[first and last lines]
Will: Most thoughts are memories. And memories deceive. The walk. The way he smoked a cigarette. Laughed. The dead are dead. He's gone. What's left to ever say he was here at all? Not much.
Trailer:
The Mist (2007)
Review:
Fairly traditional survival film, with religious undertones. Truly outstanding ending.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Ollie: As a species we're fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?
Trailer:
Fairly traditional survival film, with religious undertones. Truly outstanding ending.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Ollie: As a species we're fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?
Trailer:
The Road (2009)
Review:
Emotionally draining survival story. Deeply moving. Believable atmosphere and acting.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
The Boy: Are we gonna die?
The Man: We are not gonna quit. We are gonna survive this.
Trailer:
Emotionally draining survival story. Deeply moving. Believable atmosphere and acting.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
The Boy: Are we gonna die?
The Man: We are not gonna quit. We are gonna survive this.
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Red (2010)
Review:
Acceptable, but not outstanding action. Sub-par humour attempts. Tired plot.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
Frank Moses: Kordeski trained you?
William Cooper: Yea?
Frank Moses: I trained Kordeski.
Trailer:
Acceptable, but not outstanding action. Sub-par humour attempts. Tired plot.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
Frank Moses: Kordeski trained you?
William Cooper: Yea?
Frank Moses: I trained Kordeski.
Trailer:
The Jacket (2005)
Review:
Great time twisting storyline, bit simple, Knightley not at best.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Jackie Price: Jack Starks is *dead*.
Trailer:
Great time twisting storyline, bit simple, Knightley not at best.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Jackie Price: Jack Starks is *dead*.
Trailer:
Goodfellas (1990)
Review:
Brutal and gritty shootings, robberies and more. Slightly too long.
Rating:
4.6/5
Quote:
Henry Hill: [narrating] Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? F*** you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? F*** you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? F*** you, pay me.
Trailer:
Brutal and gritty shootings, robberies and more. Slightly too long.
Rating:
4.6/5
Quote:
Henry Hill: [narrating] Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? F*** you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? F*** you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? F*** you, pay me.
Trailer:
Jackass 3D (2010)
Review:
Still funny at 40, good 3d, painful stunts, funny payoff.
Rating:
4.3/5
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Still funny at 40, good 3d, painful stunts, funny payoff.
Rating:
4.3/5
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From Paris with Love (2010)
Review:
A solid, if generic, good vs bad shooter. Good performances.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
FBI agent Charlie Wax: Nice work Reece.
James Reece: [splattered in blood] What's so nice about it?
FBI agent Charlie Wax: How 'bout the fact that he's dead and you're alive.
Trailer:
A solid, if generic, good vs bad shooter. Good performances.
Rating:
4.0/5
Quote:
FBI agent Charlie Wax: Nice work Reece.
James Reece: [splattered in blood] What's so nice about it?
FBI agent Charlie Wax: How 'bout the fact that he's dead and you're alive.
Trailer:
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Review:
This storyline will drive you insane. Very romantic, yet subtle.
Rating:
3.9/5
Quote:
David: I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer.
Trailer:
This storyline will drive you insane. Very romantic, yet subtle.
Rating:
3.9/5
Quote:
David: I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer.
Trailer:
Taxi Driver (1976)
Review:
Complex and winding storyline, excellent man's mental state deterioration film.
Rating:
3.7/5
Quote:
Travis Bickle: The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people.
Trailer:
Complex and winding storyline, excellent man's mental state deterioration film.
Rating:
3.7/5
Quote:
Travis Bickle: The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people.
Trailer:
Saved (2004)
Review:
Amusing piece of religious satire, with adolescent angst tacked on.Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Roland: "She's going to show her boobs! Thank you Jesus!"
Trailer:
This Is England (2006)
Review:
Extremely gritty, extremely realistic, genuinely moving. No holding back here.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Smell: You might look about four, but you kiss like a fourty year old!
Trailer:
Extremely gritty, extremely realistic, genuinely moving. No holding back here.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Smell: You might look about four, but you kiss like a fourty year old!
Trailer:
Memento (2000)
Review:
Great twist to a story that could be so simple.
Rating:
4.2/5.0
Quote:
Leonard Shelby: Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.
Trailer:
Great twist to a story that could be so simple.
Rating:
4.2/5.0
Quote:
Leonard Shelby: Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.
Trailer:
Machete (2010)
Review:
Fairly predictable hack and slash, very gory action. Ridiculous ending.
Rating:
2.7/5
Quote:
Padre Benito del Toro: I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the f*** out.
Trailer:
Fairly predictable hack and slash, very gory action. Ridiculous ending.
Rating:
2.7/5
Quote:
Padre Benito del Toro: I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the f*** out.
Trailer:
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Review:
Raw and brutal, but it's age shows. A true classic.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
Private Joker: A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
Trailer:
Raw and brutal, but it's age shows. A true classic.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
Private Joker: A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
Trailer:
Revolver (2005)
Review:
A mindbendingly confusing gritty british crime film. Leaves you dazed.
Rating:
3.2/5
Quote:
Jake Green: The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look.
Trailer:
A mindbendingly confusing gritty british crime film. Leaves you dazed.
Rating:
3.2/5
Quote:
Jake Green: The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look.
Trailer:
Avatar (2009)
Review:
CGI action of epic proportions. Drags on slightly, but enjoyable.
Rating:
3.7/5
Quote:
Dr. Grace Augustine: They're pissing on us and not even giving us the courtesy of calling it rain.
Trailer:
CGI action of epic proportions. Drags on slightly, but enjoyable.
Rating:
3.7/5
Quote:
Dr. Grace Augustine: They're pissing on us and not even giving us the courtesy of calling it rain.
Trailer:
1408 (2007)
Review:
Excellent thriller, with a few terrifying moments. Epic effects & storyline.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Gerald Olin: Look, I'm not telling you not to stay in that room for your own good or for the profit of the hotel. Frankly, selfishly, I just don't want to clean up the mess.
Trailer:
Excellent thriller, with a few terrifying moments. Epic effects & storyline.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
Gerald Olin: Look, I'm not telling you not to stay in that room for your own good or for the profit of the hotel. Frankly, selfishly, I just don't want to clean up the mess.
Trailer:
Get Him to the Greek (2010)
Review:
Occasionally amusing, very, VERY over the top, but decent storyline.
Rating:
3.7/5
Quote:
Aldous Snow: Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.
Trailer:
Occasionally amusing, very, VERY over the top, but decent storyline.
Rating:
3.7/5
Quote:
Aldous Snow: Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.
Trailer:
I Capture the Castle (2003)
Review:
Dramatic depression under a façade of beautiful actors - worth watching.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
"I said I would never fall in love; I said love was a murderous thing; And it is, and I'm floating on air."
Trailer:
Dramatic depression under a façade of beautiful actors - worth watching.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
"I said I would never fall in love; I said love was a murderous thing; And it is, and I'm floating on air."
Trailer:
Knight and Day (2010)
Review:
Particularly intense shootouts, fairly believable interaction. Cruise back on form.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Milner: Someday. That's a dangerous word. It's really just a code for 'never'.
Trailer:
Particularly intense shootouts, fairly believable interaction. Cruise back on form.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Milner: Someday. That's a dangerous word. It's really just a code for 'never'.
Trailer:
Frozen (2010)
Review:
Gripping, but a bit dull, and felt very low budget. Slightly gruesome.
Rating:
3.0/5
Trailer:
Gripping, but a bit dull, and felt very low budget. Slightly gruesome.
Rating:
3.0/5
Trailer:
Earth (2007)
Review:
If you like nature, you'll love this. Otherwise, slightly dull.
Rating:
2.7/5
Trailer:
If you like nature, you'll love this. Otherwise, slightly dull.
Rating:
2.7/5
Trailer:
Glory (1989)
Review:
Gritty and engrossing battle scenes, excellent acting and cast. Classic.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
Trip: [addressing the 54th the night before battle] I ain't much about no prayin', now. I ain't never had no family, and... killed off my mama. Well, I just... Y'all's the onliest family I got. I love the 54th. Ain't even much a matter what happens tomorrow, 'cause we men, ain't we?
Trailer:
Gritty and engrossing battle scenes, excellent acting and cast. Classic.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
Trip: [addressing the 54th the night before battle] I ain't much about no prayin', now. I ain't never had no family, and... killed off my mama. Well, I just... Y'all's the onliest family I got. I love the 54th. Ain't even much a matter what happens tomorrow, 'cause we men, ain't we?
Trailer:
Three Kings (1999)
Review:
Intense action, excellent performances, great storyline. A classic war film.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Archie Gates: The way it works is, you do the thing you're scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it.
Conrad Vig: That's a dumbass way to work. It should be the other way around.
Archie Gates: I know. That's the way it works.
Trailer:
Intense action, excellent performances, great storyline. A classic war film.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Archie Gates: The way it works is, you do the thing you're scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it.
Conrad Vig: That's a dumbass way to work. It should be the other way around.
Archie Gates: I know. That's the way it works.
Trailer:
The Rules of Attraction (2002)
Review:
Great acting amid sex, drugs and angst, but hazardous direction.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
"Do you really like those boring, naive, coy, calculating girls or is it just for sex? The seeds of love have taken hold, and if we won't burn together, I'll burn alone."
Trailer:
Great acting amid sex, drugs and angst, but hazardous direction.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
"Do you really like those boring, naive, coy, calculating girls or is it just for sex? The seeds of love have taken hold, and if we won't burn together, I'll burn alone."
Trailer:
The Last Seven (2010)
Review:
Interesting survival / action film. Confusing storyline, but worth working out.
Rating:
4.1/5
Trailer:
Interesting survival / action film. Confusing storyline, but worth working out.
Rating:
4.1/5
Trailer:
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Review:
Great storyline and acting, plenty of drama / comedy. Unsatisfying ending.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
McMurphy: I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
Trailer:
Great storyline and acting, plenty of drama / comedy. Unsatisfying ending.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
McMurphy: I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
Trailer:
Election (1999)
Review:
Painfully inappropriate high-school comedy, with numerous adult, but brilliant jokes.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
"I sure was surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked me for a ride home and ended up blowing me."
Trailer:
Painfully inappropriate high-school comedy, with numerous adult, but brilliant jokes.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
"I sure was surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked me for a ride home and ended up blowing me."
Trailer:
City Of God (2002)
Review:
Amazing brazilian gang war scenes, with an intricate storyline too.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Rocket: You need more than guts to be a good gangster, you need ideas.
Trailer:
Amazing brazilian gang war scenes, with an intricate storyline too.
Rating:
4.3/5
Quote:
Rocket: You need more than guts to be a good gangster, you need ideas.
Trailer:
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Review:
Romantic mess with beautiful leads, with slightly forced, haunting themes.
Rating:
3/5
Quote:
"I love you now. I love you always."
Trailer:
Romantic mess with beautiful leads, with slightly forced, haunting themes.
Rating:
3/5
Quote:
"I love you now. I love you always."
Trailer:
The Boondock Saints (1999)
Review:
Epic vigilante mission, perfect gun scenes, with likeable brother protagonists.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
Connor: How far are we gonna take this?
Da'Il Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?
Trailer:
Epic vigilante mission, perfect gun scenes, with likeable brother protagonists.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
Connor: How far are we gonna take this?
Da'Il Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?
Trailer:
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Review:
Another loveable Disney film, great story with as-usual wonderful animations.
Rating:
3.2/5
Quote:
Another loveable Disney film, great story with as-usual wonderful animations.
Rating:
3.2/5
Quote:
Horace: That noise I just heard. Do you hear it?
Jasper: Oh yeah. Sounded like an annoying bug asking me irritating questions... Oh, good, it's stopped now.
Trailer:
Trailer:
The Woodsman (2004)
Review:
Surprisingly unbiased for a film on paedophilia. Changes your viewpoint.
Rating:
3.9/5
Quote:
Walter: When will I be normal?
Trailer:
Surprisingly unbiased for a film on paedophilia. Changes your viewpoint.
Rating:
3.9/5
Quote:
Walter: When will I be normal?
Trailer:
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Review:
Satisfying story, enjoyable battle scenes, a worthy and explosive sequel.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Tony Stark: I have successfully privatized world peace.
Trailer:
Satisfying story, enjoyable battle scenes, a worthy and explosive sequel.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Tony Stark: I have successfully privatized world peace.
Trailer:
Franklyn (2008)
Review:
Twists round every turn, across two alternate worlds - wonderfully produced.
Rating:
4.6/5
Quote:
"If you believe in something strongly enough, who's to say if it's real or not?"
Trailer:
Twists round every turn, across two alternate worlds - wonderfully produced.
Rating:
4.6/5
Quote:
"If you believe in something strongly enough, who's to say if it's real or not?"
Trailer:
Centurion (2010)
Review:
Strong battle scenes, overly gory. Very entertaining, if slightly repetitive.
Rating:
3.9/5
Trailer:
Strong battle scenes, overly gory. Very entertaining, if slightly repetitive.
Rating:
3.9/5
Trailer:
Grown Ups (2010)
Review:
Very shallow, predictable, and generic. Acting sub-par, jokes even worse.
Rating:
2.2/5
Trailer:
Very shallow, predictable, and generic. Acting sub-par, jokes even worse.
Rating:
2.2/5
Trailer:
Southland Tales (2006)
Review:
Combines humour, glamour, and the apocalypse, but wanders off-course regularly.
Rating:
3.4/5
Quote:
"Join us for an in-depth discussion of the penetrating issues facing society today. Issues like abortion, terrorism, crime, poverty, social reform, quantum teleportation, teen horniness and war."
Trailer:
Combines humour, glamour, and the apocalypse, but wanders off-course regularly.
Rating:
3.4/5
Quote:
"Join us for an in-depth discussion of the penetrating issues facing society today. Issues like abortion, terrorism, crime, poverty, social reform, quantum teleportation, teen horniness and war."
Trailer:
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