Solaris (2002)

Review:
Odd. Very odd. Quite a slow film, but very intriguing.

Rating:
2.9/5

Quote:
Rheya Kelvin: I can't remember how I got here. Did I come here with you?
Chris Kelvin: I don't know how you got here.
Rheya Kelvin: What do you mean?
Chris Kelvin: I woke up and you were here.

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Day of the Dead (2008)

Review:
Fairly standard zombie film, nothing new. Except.. vegetarian zombie? Hmm.

Rating:
3.8/5

Quote:
Sarah Bowman: [to Trevor, after running over her zombiefied mother] It's not her, not any more.

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Planet Terror (2007)

Review:
Ridiculous, over the top, but thoroughly entertaining cheap thrills. Unique.

Rating:
4.0/5

Quote:
Dr. William Block: I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.

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Survival of the Dead (2009)

Review:
Poor. No excitement, no emotion, real disappointment. RIP zombie films.

Rating:
2.2/5

Quote:
Seamus Muldoon: We got to get these things to learn to eat something other than us.

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Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)

Review:
As scary as the first, but with no new elements.

Rating:
3.5/5

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Diary of the Dead (2007)

Review:
Brings nothing new to zombie thrillers. Average acting, storyline, believability.

Rating:
3.2/5

Quote:
Newsreader: They are monsters, monsters who prey on the flesh of the living.

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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Review:
Heart-warmingly romantic, albeit nowadays cliché, with stellar acting all round.

Rating:
4.3/5

Quote:
Michael: "The shit hath hitith the fan...ith."

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The Wolfman (2010)

Review:
A predictable story line but with a interesting under story.

Rating:
3.4/5.0

Quote:
Maleva: Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright.

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Land of the Dead (2005)

Review:
One of Romero's best. Engrossing, entertaining and exciting, zombie perfection!

Rating:
4.6/5

Quote:
Kaufman: In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning.

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Hard Candy (2005)

Review:
Ellen Page's breakthrough film. Extremely convincing acting, and unusual storyline.

Rating:
4.1/5

Quote:
Jeff Kohlver: Who the hell are you?
Hayley Stark: I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.

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Devil (2010)

Review:
Excellent thriller, every character well thought out. Only mildly scary.

Rating:
4.4/5

Quote:
Detective Bowden: So no, I don't believe in the Devil. You don't need him, people are bad enough by themselves.

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Bambi (1942)

Review:
This is a classic Disney tale. Must See Love Story.

Rating:
4/5

Quote:
Drip Drip Drip little April shower

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Never Back Down (2008)

Review:
Fairly predictable "good vs bad" fighting story. Excellent action though.

Rating:
3.9/5

Quote:
Ryan McCarthy: If you gonna be the best, you have to take out the best

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Apocalypse Now (1979)

Review:
Good for it's time, but the age shows. Drawn out.

Rating:
3.6/5

Quote:
Willard: [voice-over] They were gonna make me a Major for this, and I wasn't even in their fuckin' army anymore.

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F (2010)

Review:
Independent film, dull throughout, little action, and ending is pointless.

Rating:
2.1/5

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True Grit (2010)

Review:
Very very VERY disappointing. This film sucked. Little action / intrigue.

Rating:
2.5/5

Quote:
Rooster Cogburn: You go for a man hard enough and fast enough, he don't have time to think about how many's with him; he thinks about himself, and how he might get clear of that wrath that's about to set down on him.

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Predators (2010)

Review:
Nothing special, just the original remade very modernly. Pretty good.

Rating:
3.7/5

Quote:
Royce: [to Isabelle] You know what the difference between you and me is? We both do the same thing. You just do it for a country, so you don't have to admit you like it.

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Stone (2010)

Review:
Slightly confusing storyline, bit too wordy, only Edward Norton excelled.

Rating:
4.0/5

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Bitter Feast (2010)

Review:
Unusual storyline, nicely executed, but was criticized heavily. Worth seeing.

Rating:
3.6/5

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Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes (2009)

Review:
Offensive as ever, but it seems just an act. Average performance.

Rating:
3.5/5

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Bruce Almighty (2003)

Review:
Funny as hell, great story, awesome line up of actors.

Rating:
4.3/5.0

Quote:
Bruce: We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music.

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Jimmy Carr: In Concert (2008)

Review:
4.3/5

Rating:
Funny as ever, show lacked structure though. Amusing animated extra.

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Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh (2010)

Review:
Very funny, but if you're easily offended, look away now!

Rating:
4.5/5

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Bill Bailey Live: Dandelion Mind (2010)

Review:
A varied performance, some bits standing out, overall laughably funny.

Rating:
4.0/5

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Ricky Gervais Live: Animals (2003)

Review:
Excellent standup. Possibly his best yet, all original content. Classic!

Rating:
4.7/5

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Ricky Gervais Live: Science (2010)

Review:
Same as Out of England 2 tour. Disappointingly identical content.

Rating:
3.5/5

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Lee Mack: Going Out (2010)

Review:
As good as ever, with an especially entertaining first sketch.

Rating:
4.3/5

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Lee Mack: Live (2007)

Review:
Very entertaining, although quite strong language. Definitely a future hit.

Rating:
4.4/5

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House of Wax (2005)

Review:
Very good, for an american teen horror. Shame about Hilton.

Rating:
4.1/5

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Nick Jones: You're saying that that's a real person... underneath?

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