Review:
This film is truly terrible. Nonsensical & paradoxical, acting no better.
Rating:
0.3/5
Quote:
Trevor: [sees Sean playing a PSP] What is that? A... Gameboy?
Sean: PSP.
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The Parent Trap (1998)
Review:
Great film with Lindsey, truly wonderful even if its old.
Rating:
4.3/5.0
Quote:
Hallie: You wanna know the *real* difference between us?
Annie: Let me see... I know how to fence and you don't... Or I have class and you don't. Take your pick.
Hallie: Why I oughta!
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Great film with Lindsey, truly wonderful even if its old.
Rating:
4.3/5.0
Quote:
Hallie: You wanna know the *real* difference between us?
Annie: Let me see... I know how to fence and you don't... Or I have class and you don't. Take your pick.
Hallie: Why I oughta!
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RedState (2011) [TEASER]
Review:
This is a prediction of the film. Kevin smith Revamped.
Quote:
"You better Believe I fear god"
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This is a prediction of the film. Kevin smith Revamped.
Quote:
"You better Believe I fear god"
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Ricky Gervais: Out of England 2 - The Stand-Up Special (2010)
Review:
Hilarious as ever, perhaps more offensive however. Still absolutely excellent!
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Ricky Gervais: For being gay to be the same as being fat, you'd have to grow up straight, knowing you're straight, and slowly, gradually wean yourself onto c***.
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Hilarious as ever, perhaps more offensive however. Still absolutely excellent!
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Ricky Gervais: For being gay to be the same as being fat, you'd have to grow up straight, knowing you're straight, and slowly, gradually wean yourself onto c***.
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The Shining (1980)
Review:
A tense thrilling building but yet a very disappointing film.
Rating:
2.7/5.0
Quote:
Jack Torrance: Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.
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A tense thrilling building but yet a very disappointing film.
Rating:
2.7/5.0
Quote:
Jack Torrance: Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.
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Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Review:
Comedy in which 4 dudes change the past. Pretty sweet.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
It’s called male bonding ok, haven’t you even seen Wild Hogs?
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Comedy in which 4 dudes change the past. Pretty sweet.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
It’s called male bonding ok, haven’t you even seen Wild Hogs?
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Review:
Kevin smith and Mewes from clerks go on an adventure
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.
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Kevin smith and Mewes from clerks go on an adventure
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.
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Ginger Snaps: The Beginning (2004)
Review:
Same story line of Ginger Snaps, but very worth seeing.
Rating:
3.7/5.0
Quote:
Ginger: [after Hunter whistles at them] Did he just whistle at us?
Brigitte: I'm sure he meant the dog.
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Same story line of Ginger Snaps, but very worth seeing.
Rating:
3.7/5.0
Quote:
Ginger: [after Hunter whistles at them] Did he just whistle at us?
Brigitte: I'm sure he meant the dog.
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Ginger Snaps: Unleashed. (2004)
Review:
Great sequel to the first film, much better story line.
Rating:
4.0/5.0
Quote:
Koral: Dr. Brookner, if she doesn't shut up, I swear I'll make her drink her piss... again.
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Great sequel to the first film, much better story line.
Rating:
4.0/5.0
Quote:
Koral: Dr. Brookner, if she doesn't shut up, I swear I'll make her drink her piss... again.
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Ginger Snaps (2000)
Review:
Wonderful imagination, a little over the top on the gore.
Rating:
3.8/5.0
Quote:
Ginger: Suicide is like... the ultimate fuck you.
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Wonderful imagination, a little over the top on the gore.
Rating:
3.8/5.0
Quote:
Ginger: Suicide is like... the ultimate fuck you.
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Run Bitch Run (2008)
Review:
THIS FILM SUCKS. But the boobs and blood are sweet.
Rating:
0.5/5
Quote:
We're gonna play a little game. Clint and I like to call it "Find 'Em and Fuck 'Em". It's kinda like Hide 'N Seek, but not. It's better. It's a lot better. You're gonna go run somewhere and pray I don't find you. "Cause when I find you, I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna spray my whipped cream all over that sundae. All over that cherry.
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THIS FILM SUCKS. But the boobs and blood are sweet.
Rating:
0.5/5
Quote:
We're gonna play a little game. Clint and I like to call it "Find 'Em and Fuck 'Em". It's kinda like Hide 'N Seek, but not. It's better. It's a lot better. You're gonna go run somewhere and pray I don't find you. "Cause when I find you, I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna spray my whipped cream all over that sundae. All over that cherry.
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Oldboy (2003)
Review:
The most twisted revenge story ever. Violence, insanity, and bosses.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Dae-su Oh: Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?
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The most twisted revenge story ever. Violence, insanity, and bosses.
Rating:
4.2/5
Quote:
Dae-su Oh: Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?
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District 9 (2009)
Review:
Aliens on earth. Bad accents everywhere. Prawns make it interesting.
Aliens on earth. Bad accents everywhere. Prawns make it interesting.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.
Trailer:
4.5/5
Quote:
When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.
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Inception: The Cobol Job (2010)
Review:
Excellent comic style Inception prelude, a rare gem of animation.
Rating:
4.0/5
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Excellent comic style Inception prelude, a rare gem of animation.
Rating:
4.0/5
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Exam (2009)
Review:
Original storyline and tauntingly precise direction, lacking a matching script.
Rating:
Original storyline and tauntingly precise direction, lacking a matching script.
Rating:
4.1/5
Quote:
White: It's not about the answer, it's about the question.
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White: It's not about the answer, it's about the question.
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Next Day Air (2009)
Review:
Rating:
2.0/5
Quote:
Well, we did have it....
Trailer:
Donald Faison from scrubs, not the best. Some funny moments.
Rating:
2.0/5
Quote:
Well, we did have it....
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Clerks 2 (2006)
Review:
Sequal. More of the same. Still funny. This time, in colour!
Rating:
4.7/5
Quote:
"Sometimes, you can even go ass to mouth"
Trailer:
Sequal. More of the same. Still funny. This time, in colour!
Rating:
4.7/5
Quote:
"Sometimes, you can even go ass to mouth"
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Accepted (2006)
Review:
Fairly entertaining, shame about the overly dramatic ending. Cheap laughs.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
Rory: Ever since nursery school, every single waking moment of every single day has been scheduled. So what do I want to do? Nothing.
Bartleby Gaines: Cheap, zen, beautiful. I like it.
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Fairly entertaining, shame about the overly dramatic ending. Cheap laughs.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
Rory: Ever since nursery school, every single waking moment of every single day has been scheduled. So what do I want to do? Nothing.
Bartleby Gaines: Cheap, zen, beautiful. I like it.
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Dinner for Schmucks (2010)
Review:
Surprisingly entertaining... for a cheap american comedy. Nothing stands out.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
Kieran: Have you ever lived among a herd of goats, for months at a time, as one of them?
Barry: No.
Kieran: That surprises me.
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Surprisingly entertaining... for a cheap american comedy. Nothing stands out.
Rating:
2.8/5
Quote:
Kieran: Have you ever lived among a herd of goats, for months at a time, as one of them?
Barry: No.
Kieran: That surprises me.
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Clerks (1994)
Review:
Scott Mosier and Kevin Smith classic, if you're into that.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
"And i'm not even supposed to be in today!"
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Scott Mosier and Kevin Smith classic, if you're into that.
Rating:
4.5/5
Quote:
"And i'm not even supposed to be in today!"
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Deadgirl (2008)
Review:
Terror on a budget. Genuinely disturbing, her face haunts you.
Rating:
3.1/5
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Terror on a budget. Genuinely disturbing, her face haunts you.
Rating:
3.1/5
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Review:
A spliced storyline helps the film entertain to the end.
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Joel: By morning, you'll be gone.
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A spliced storyline helps the film entertain to the end.
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Joel: By morning, you'll be gone.
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The Truman Show (1998)
Review:
The pinnacle of existentialist films, leaves the audience forever thinking.
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Christof: We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
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The pinnacle of existentialist films, leaves the audience forever thinking.
Rating:
4.4/5
Quote:
Christof: We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
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The Game (1997)
Review:
A mind bending storyline, excellent acting and cast. Very intriguing.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Conrad: They won't leave me alone! I'm a goddam human piñata!
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A mind bending storyline, excellent acting and cast. Very intriguing.
Rating:
3.8/5
Quote:
Conrad: They won't leave me alone! I'm a goddam human piñata!
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The Devil's Advocate (1997)
Review:
Unusual storyline, sci-fi element felt forced. Reeves didn't suit role.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
John Milton: Lawyers are the devil's ministry.
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Unusual storyline, sci-fi element felt forced. Reeves didn't suit role.
Rating:
3.5/5
Quote:
John Milton: Lawyers are the devil's ministry.
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Restrepo (2010)
Review:
Simply amazing, gritty and gripping. A shattering true story.
Rating:
4.5/5
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Simply amazing, gritty and gripping. A shattering true story.
Rating:
4.5/5
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